i’m having an existential crisis
I am so sorry, but this is actually probably true. Plants co evolved to reward us for cultivating and propagating them. It’s called exorphin theory, and plants are pretty much just using us as their means of reproduction. That’s why humans show nearly every sign of species domestication. Have a good night, friend.
so is deforestization like breaking out of the matrix or
trying to help your friends feel better but you don’t know how to make them feel better
reverse hades/persephone, where the young daughter of summer uses plant magic to ensnare the lord of darkness and keep him prisoner in a beautiful garden above ground. Eventually, enchanted by her cleverness and wild…
Jacket owned by the Marquis de Beauharnais. First Empire.
This magnificent embroidered jacket belonged to Marquis François de Beauharnais (1756–1846), older brother of Alexander de Beauharnais, Josephine’s first husband. He left the country during the French Revolution but returned to Paris in 1802. After a first diplomatic post with the queen regent of Etruria, from 1806 to 1808, he was appointed ambassador to Spain by Napoleon. This garment is an example of the “French-style jacket”, reminiscent of the court of Versailles, that men were required to wear by First Empire etiquette. — Château de Malmaison: Costume Collection
UNLESS IT IS A DURAN DURAN COVER BAND CALLED DYRAN DYRAN IN WHICH CASE NO
NONO THAT WOULD BE A FANTASTIC IDEA YOU CRAZY GIRL YOU
I WILL START THIS BAND
AND YOU WILL BE IN IT I SWEAR TO GOD
UNLESS HOLY TENDENCIES IS STARTED FIRST
IN WHICH CASE DYRAN DYRAN IS A TERRIBLE IDEA